7/15/2012: Musher uses gun to frighten neighbor, not protect freedom
July 21, 2012

http://www.adn.com/2012/07/18/2546799/iditarod-musher-charged-after.html

I’d like my property taxes to go down.  One way to do that would be to make sure guns don’t result in the wasting of our police officer’s time.  But because guns are guns, the cops have to take care of idiots like this.  What is the point of owning guns?

8/14/2011: Watch me as I shoot myself in the head. NRA! NRA! NRA!
August 17, 2011

http://www.adn.com/2011/08/16/2017906/game-leads-to-shooting-death-in.html  But it’s a good thing that so many people can own guns, because of all of the crime they’re preventing.  Nothing to see here, just the opposite of what you’re always being told by the NRA, gun owners.

6/17/2010: Well loved Talketna veterinarian shoots, kills self
June 19, 2010

1/27/2010: Talkeetna woman uses gun to shoot self, then burns down home?
January 30, 2010

11/22/2009: Talkeetna man fires shotgun while drunk
November 27, 2009

This is why we need to have more guns. Most folks don’t know how much fun they are, especially when drunk! They’re just soooo much fun! Oh sure, tens of thousands of Americans are killed every year by them….but guns are soooo much fun! And what’s more American than having ignorant fun!

8/12/2009: Talkeenta man “accidentally” shoots himself
August 13, 2009

Just think of the horrors that would have happened if he wasn’t able to shoot himself!

8/07/2009: Talkeetna man holds intruder at gunpoint! Yay!
August 11, 2009

Drunk guy wanders into wrong house, owner detains him using his gun. If only all gun use was appropriate such as this! Of course, it’s the widespread use of guns that has resulted in fear that then results in this sort of situation, but anyways. Glad this one turned out well! Yay guns!