11/03/2013: Two dead in Wasilla because there was a gun available
November 15, 2013

http://www.adn.com/2013/11/04/3157677/man-woman-found-shot-to-death.html

Natasha Clark and Anthony Torres are dead, because at least one of them chose to settle up by using a pistol to kill themselves.  You know who has clean hands on this?  Non-gun owners.  You know who doesn’t?  Gun owners.  Every time.

10/27/2013: Another dead Alaskan in Anchorage due to gunshot
November 15, 2013

http://www.adn.com/2013/10/28/3146703/mans-death-in-anchorage-hotel.html

Everyone who owns a gun or has given money to pro-gun groups is responsible for this.  Without the gun, this almost certainly does not happen.  Thanks, gun owners!

10/27/2013: Soldotna man who would otherwise be alive, isn’t
November 15, 2013

http://www.adn.com/2013/10/27/3145742/xg.html

Oh but I’m confident that he didn’t know how to properly handle his firearm.  I mean, he’s only a hunter.  Thanks, NRA, for making this possible.

10/18/2013: Anchorage moose calves face winter without Mom thanks to gun owner’s poor decision skills
October 21, 2013

http://www.adn.com/2013/10/20/3134550/police-kill-moose-wounded-by-bicyclist.html

It’s really not that hard to ride a bike past some moose.  This particular moose was 25′ away.  It posed no threat.  But because this gun owner suffers from small penis, small brain syndrome, he shot and wounded a moose, letting it suffer for a few days before police found it and put it out of its misery.

Gun owners have very poor judgement, made obvious upon owning a gun, and made even more obvious when the gun is used.  Gun owners make me absolutely sick to my stomach.

I would hope that the a-hole gun owner who did this to the mama moose would suffer an equally horrific death, but that would bring me to their level, so I won’t go there.  A hefty fine and some outdoor community service in January would do nicely.

10/20/2013: Fairbanks man is now dead.
October 21, 2013

http://www.adn.com/2013/10/21/3135379/man-shot-killed-in-home-northeast.html

It’s weird, because Mr. Patton was alive the moment before someone went through the following thought process:  “hey, here’s a handgun.  Let’s use it on this person and make them dead instead of alive.”

10/20/2013: Fairbanks man who was alive is now very dead. Thanks, gun owners!
October 20, 2013

http://www.nbcnews.com/id/53330877/ns/local_news-anchorage_ak/#.UmSlJxD6Jvk

He should have had a gun.  All four Alaskans who were shot and/or killed by gunfire in the last 30 hours, should have had more guns because gun owners are totally right.  If we had more guns, this wouldn’t happen, because of more guns.  More guns are needed.  We need more guns.  It’s soooo obvious!

10/20/2013: Human Being is dead because we don’t have enough guns
October 20, 2013

http://www.ktva.com/home/top-stories/Police-investigate-Fairview-shooting-228534891.html

Yesterday, this human being was walking the earth as a living entity.  Today, they are dead.  And it is very clearly because we need more guns as more guns makes more shooting less likely, not more likely.  It’s true, because that’s what the NRA tells us, and they have guns, so it’s true.  But we need more guns.  More guns = more truth.  It’s written in the bible, I’m pretty sure.

10/17/2013: Gun owner uses his gun on Thursday
October 19, 2013

http://www.adn.com/2013/10/17/3129135/police-find-2-dead-in-chugiak.html

The day before, on Wednesday, the NRA was arguing that this man should own a gun.  On Thursday, the man used the gun.  He started off using it to hold his girlfriend against her will.  Then there were a couple of shots, and now they are both dead.  Thanks, NRA!

11/16/2012: Gun shoots one man, makes rape easier to commit, then suicide follows
November 17, 2012

http://www.adn.com/2012/11/16/2695064/weapon-misfire-may-have-saved.html

What part of this did the weapon make better?  It certainly made it easy to shoot the boyfriend, the threat of using it against the woman certainly made the raping easier to commit, and then it certainly made it easier for the criminal to kill himself.  Look at the cost.  How anyone can justify gun ownership is simply stunning.

10/15/2012: Sorry I used your gun to shoot you accidentally and kill you, Daddy
November 17, 2012

http://www.adn.com/2012/11/16/2695488/childs-accidental-shot-killed.html
Gee, just think what would have happened if this family didn’t own a gun.  Might the Dad still be alive?  Yes.  He would be.  But because someone chose to own a gun, the father is dead.  Blood is on the hands of everyone who owns a gun–you contribute to this.  You made it easier for this to happen with your gun demand.