Yesterday, this human being was walking the earth as a living entity. Today, they are dead. And it is very clearly because we need more guns as more guns makes more shooting less likely, not more likely. It’s true, because that’s what the NRA tells us, and they have guns, so it’s true. But we need more guns. More guns = more truth. It’s written in the bible, I’m pretty sure.
10/20/2013: Human Being is dead because we don’t have enough guns