9/20/2009: East Anchorage teenage girl shot and killed

I’m confident that whoever shot her was simply exercising their 2nd Amendment “right”, even though they don’t belong to the “well regulated militia”. I’m sure that this teenage girl was the devil, and needed to be shot and killed. I’m sure that the gun used in this murder was purchased legally, and was not simply a gun stolen from a homeowner who was also part of the “well regulated militia”, and I’m sure they purchased it to protect themselves from people who might want to steal it.

So what have we learned from this tragedy? I’ve learned that it’s good to own guns so that bad people can steal them and then use them against the rest of us. Yay guns!

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