8/24/2009: Gun owner provides free weaponry to criminals in North Pole. Great!

It’s great that people own guns. That way, it makes for happier burglars when they’re not kept locked up and end up being stolen, happier burglars when they are locked up and owners can’t get to them easily when attacked in their homes, but most of all, gun ownership is at its very best when little kids take Daddy’s unlocked gun and blow away their best friend’s head. Yay gun ownership!

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