1/29/2012: Two hurt in yet another accidental shooting

http://www.adn.com/2012/01/29/2289564/troopers-two-men-hurt-in-accidental.html

It’s really ridiculous how often filthy guns lead to someone getting shot.  Why would anyone want to own a firearm?  Makes absolutely no sense.  None.

1/27/2012: Unstable North Pole gun owner starts shooting

http://www.thenewstribune.com/2012/01/27/2001685/woman-charged-with-firing-gun.html

In the minute prior to the beginning of the shooting, gun owners would defend her right to own a weapon.  Do they still, even after this?  Don’t they always?

1/23/2012: South Anchorage man shot

http://www.adn.com/2012/01/23/2278170/man-shot-in-south-anchorage-police.html

But we need more guns cuz the NRA says more guns reduces crime even though it doesn’t.

1/09/2012: Yet another gun owner who cannot control his gun, shoots self

http://www.adn.com/2012/01/11/2258036/iliamna-man-accidentally-shoots.html

But I’m sure he’s protecting freedom with his gun, so it’s all good.

1/01/2012: Twenty Five hours.

http://bit.ly/sKpsI1

Thanks, Alaskan gun owners, for waiting 25 hours hour into the new year before deciding to start shooting other people. That was soooo great!

You know who isn’t shooting each other? People who make the correct decision not to own guns.

12/29/2011: Yet another Juneau man uses his gun to threaten women, children

http://juneauempire.com/local/2011-12-30/man-charged-arraigned-connection-thursday-night-standoff#.Tv9tjPkuunI

What is going on in Juneau?  Why aren’t gun owners preventing this sort of thing from happening?

12/27/2011: Juneau man shoots some other guy in the face

http://juneauempire.com/local/2011-12-30/juneau-man-indicted-after-allegedly-shooting-second-man-face#.Tv9s0vkuunI

Was it accidental? Self-defense? Maybe? The family can’t decide, probably because it wasn’t any of those things and they don’t enjoy having to come to terms with the reality of guns.

12/30/2011: Anchorage man w/gun makes life worse and consumes taxpayer $$ with police response

http://www.adn.com/2011/12/30/2239053/standoff-with-police-in-south.html

Oh, but there are so many instances of guns being used to prevent crime and make life better.  I mean, look at ‘em all!  You can’t hardly open the paper or turn on the tv without being buried in those stories.

Oh wait.

12/07/2011: New Stuyahok man opens fire on State Troopers

http://www.dps.state.ak.us/PIO/dispatch/Trooper%20Dispatches%20of%2012-08-2011.20111208.txt

Thanks, gun owners!  You’re neat, and so on the right side of the issue of guns.  I mean, look at all of the people that are still alive!  Look at all the people who haven’t been assaulted or robbed or raped or beaten today!  You gun owners should sleep really well tonight!

12/12/2011: Fairbanks man’s suicide made easier, more successful by the NRA

http://www.dps.state.ak.us/PIO/dispatch/Trooper%20Dispatches%20of%2012-12-2011.20111212.txt

Thanks, NRA!  Glad you lobby so hard for death and crime.